|Hang on, while I...
Answer my cel phone
take a leak
tie you off so I can
get a drink
have a cigarette
tie you off. I'll be
back just now
Climbers are constantly looking for the tightest
cracks and the hardest knobs
Climbers are always looking for another good
Gravity = 0.93
My harness is rubbing my balls, do you think
it likes me?
Help! My hand is stuck in this damn crack
"You're really heavy you know"
"Are you belaying properly?"(Very suspiciously)
A look confirms that the hapless belayer has
no figure 8 and is using the screwgate to belay....